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What are the best chat up lines?

Hi,

I'm new here and I'm torn between sending a catchy chat up line or something a bit more personal. Any advice which works best? 

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help each other - 26 Sep, 2024 - 05:27PM

do you sleep on your stomach ?
if not can I😇😇😈😈


princeofpassion69 - 24 Sep, 2024 - 02:41PM

I definitely didn’t use the old favourite : “excuse me, you’re like a really good toolkit - every time I see you my nuts tighten” 
. :)

In all seriousness, there isn’t really a formula for these things, just be yourself and be chatty, and if the recipient likes you, they’ll reciprocate, almost certainly! :)


TheBoredHousewife - 22 Sep, 2024 - 03:56PM

brightbiguy - 22 Sep, 2024 - 11:51AM

Imagine the response rate of someone who merely types ‘Hi’ 😊


Paula99 - 22 Sep, 2024 - 12:05PM

Brightbiguy


Sadly 
.thats the symptoms with online dating/hookups 
let’s face it guys have been chasing sex since Adam n Eve were in the garden of Eden
but now it’s much more difficult to attain as women are not puppets anymore


In defence some women make it difficult with their expectations and shopping lists but it’s all karma to both sexes..😎


brightbiguy - 22 Sep, 2024 - 11:51AM

I write messages responding to someone's profile, try to inject some humour, generally to people who are online. Ask a question to start a conversation.

I get a reply maybe one time out of 10, and of those replies, no more than 1 in 10 is anything more than a one line response like "hi, how's your day?"

It's pretty easy to get demoralised!


Maseratiman - 12 Sep, 2024 - 10:37PM

You could always say how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised 😎


1706105 - 12 Sep, 2024 - 07:17PM

Just go with your heart !


EmnEm123 - 08 Sep, 2024 - 04:59PM

I'm fat, I'm lazy, I've completely let myself go. I feel entitled to sit on my arse whilst my wife cleans up and washes my dirty pants.

Find me sexually attractive, I'm a man and you women should know your place!

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1694522 - 07 Sep, 2024 - 06:43AM

This is not intended to be offensive. Just tough advice.
If you can't decide that simple task, then I'd question if you're even ready to go into someone's life and have an affair with all that entails


Paula99 - 06 Sep, 2024 - 01:50PM

Elegant Explorer


Bloody hell
..get the violins đŸŽ» out 😁

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