Pick Up Lines
Has anyone else been getting lots of corona-inspired chat up lines ! Hit me with your best ones :'D
He whispers seductively...I've got some ultra soft Charmin toilet paper... and I'm saving it especially for someone like you...
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Funguy77 - 25 Aug, 2023 - 12:16PM
@ Hedone - 25 Aug, 2023 - 11:27AM
None I’ll leave her all for you sunshine
Delicious Chaos - 25 Aug, 2023 - 11:27AM
FunGuy
Which one are you going to use on Exotic Orchid or do you have a special one saved up?
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Funguy77 - 25 Aug, 2023 - 10:54AM
Ok so here we go
1 Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a connection.
2 Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.
3 Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
4 Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.
5 Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
6 Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
7Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
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Legs&Eyes - 25 Aug, 2023 - 08:25AM
Petruchio911 - 25 Aug, 2023 - 01:04AM
Lol.... it wasnt the bit about boobs, ass or legs nor hair or heels...
But theres about 35 lines to choose from so he cut the bits that were more generic and used them!
I know how writers feel now about plagiarism....... haha... and like Enigma, I want to copyright it!!
Haha..... #outraged
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1588157 - 25 Aug, 2023 - 01:04AM
Legs & Eyes
I presume he didnt copy it verbatim, unless he iis also a plum brunette who looks good in heels?
At weekends my name is Mandy!
P911 Drag Race
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mipaulac - 24 Aug, 2023 - 09:44PM
Legs&Eyes - 24 Aug, 2023 - 10:24AM
Quite flattering really !!! .........................................a bit of trans plagiarism ......😉😉😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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Legs&Eyes - 24 Aug, 2023 - 07:28PM
Hedone - 24 Aug, 2023 - 04:08PM
Just choked on my coffee!
🤣🤣🤣🤮
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