Pick Up Lines
Has anyone else been getting lots of corona-inspired chat up lines ! Hit me with your best ones :'D
He whispers seductively...I've got some ultra soft Charmin toilet paper... and I'm saving it especially for someone like you...
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1599264 - 14 Sep, 2023 - 10:16AM
I am bad at pickup lines... I just say what in my mind at the time. Some times it works sometimes it doesn't.
I used this one... Hi! I am neither shaved nor I am called Dave! What's your name?
1588157 - 27 Aug, 2023 - 01:01AM
Sandypops
What a chat up line. ........lm guessing hes 45 unshaven and lives alone in a 1 bed flat and is sat in his string vest n pants with his whippet.
Prob watches babestation all day and has a large collection of used tissues.
P911 kleenex
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Legs&Eyes - 26 Aug, 2023 - 01:07PM
Petruchio911 - 26 Aug, 2023 - 12:47AM
Haha, thats funny! Nope, but travelled on one!
@Sandypops
Wow, he's classy, a keeper for sure....... #passthesickbag
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Sandypops - 26 Aug, 2023 - 02:26AM
I wish I'd been on here when the COVID lines were being used, some are hilarious (if any were seriously used) but that's just up my street, stupid ice breakers that make me laugh.
At least it might have saved me from the guy tonight ...
'You're hot, can I have sex with you'
My reply 'if I had sex with every man who said I was hot, I'd be a very busy girl'
His reply 'Can I at least lick you out, even if you've just had sex with someone?'
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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1588157 - 26 Aug, 2023 - 12:47AM
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Plum brunette from Wakefield.......have you ever worked on a cruise ship .....ha ha.
Its Manchester Pride this weekend......time to break out my striking pink organza dress...pearls and heels.
P911 mardi gras
Funguy77 - 25 Aug, 2023 - 10:41PM
God Iv had a drink lol should I be on here 🍺🍷🥃
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Funguy77 - 25 Aug, 2023 - 05:13PM
No they don’t work it’s just a bit of fun on hear . Always best to be yourself
The sarcasm levels in me are rising lol
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1614937 - 25 Aug, 2023 - 04:48PM
Do these chat up/pick up lines and pithy one liners actually attract the "more mature" women? I've never used them, feeling that they are, at best, corny or, at worst, puerile. I go for something flattering followed by something about why I'm sending the message (which may include an attempt at humour). Everything is honest because I'm not that good at remembering to whom I've told which lie and it's really not worth creating a false persona.
Is this where I'm going wrong?
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logicboy - 25 Aug, 2023 - 03:32PM
What's the difference between a pick up line and an ice breaker?
Genuine quest on by the way - NOT a pick up line (or an ice breaker?)!!
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