Advice on sexy texts
Okay, where do I start? I’ve been seeing this man now for a little while, and we started going out on dates just before the country stood still! It was really going great, lots of good food and wine, conversation flowing, flirting, holding hands… I was so eager to see him again! And finally ready to take the next step and be intimate with each other, I cannot even begin to explain the levels of excitement and anticipation. And then WHAM, the virus takes over the world and we can’t meet up. It’s driving me literally insane, I’ve never wanted to see someone so desperately in my life before - it’s crazy. Especially since I was holding off on our first few dates, you know, to build up the suspense. The chemistry is undeniable and I cannot wait to see him again, but in the meantime, he’s been sending me some rather dirty messages, my only problem is, I don’t think I’m terribly good at this all sex text thing. Does anyone have any tips?
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1408586 - 04 Oct, 2023 - 11:54AM
Don’t ask don’t get 😂😂
The next stage in your love affair! We’re all watching 😉
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1588157 - 04 Oct, 2023 - 11:46AM
Becky
Ah yes! it would definately require bodily contact as well.....a Foxtrot hold with no gapping......
Perhaps i should also ask NINW if she would mind if I were to rub my erection against her thigh at the same time.......like an overexcited Jack Russell.
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1408586 - 04 Oct, 2023 - 11:27AM
Petruchio you need to head straight to the pick up thread and share that gem!
It’s raining can I use your boobs as an umbrella?
It would probably work in sunny weather too. Can I use your boobs to shade from the ☀️
Genius!
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1588157 - 04 Oct, 2023 - 11:09AM
NINW
given your height and the potential inclement weather in Wigan, if you were to wear some platform boots I could shelter under your ample bosom without getting my outfit wet!!
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1588157 - 03 Oct, 2023 - 10:40PM
NINW
You should see my Pasodoble!!!!!!
Mwah mwah
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Naughty in NW - 03 Oct, 2023 - 08:08PM
Petruchio911
Sweet Jesus, I am six foot in my stocking clad feet. I consider myself pretty flexible, but a Morris Minor experience would probs result in A & E attendance and a bit tricky to explain on the home front.
The get up is totally doable though. Just need a different venue. I would request that you rock up in a full matador outfit. Cuban heels requested but not a deal breaker. Red cape and red rose between your teeth are not negotiable.
Pretty bog standard for a Saturday night in Wigan.
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1588157 - 02 Oct, 2023 - 12:44AM
NINW
Perhaps you could turn up for our next date in just an apron a feather duster and a smile.
I will put an air bed in the back of the morris minor traveller... more dodgy inflatables
I think i love you ...mwah mwah.
I really should play hard to get a little more often.
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1588157 - 02 Oct, 2023 - 12:35AM
Ninw
Er indoors wears a polo neck ankle length flannelette nightie nivea face pack n rollers.!
Forget Freddie Kruger or the guy in the hockey mask in Halloween the site of her would scare the bjesus out of any burglar.
Is it normal to takes the whippets to bed as she does?
Hostess trolley.......blimey you must be pish
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Naughty in NW - 01 Oct, 2023 - 12:01AM
Petruchio911
Perhaps the clue is in the word 'nightie', lol. Something has gone very wrong if nighties are featured at all!
I know you're only taking the piss of course.
What is your stance on aprons for your lady to wear. .... and flanell bedding for that erotic 70's retro vibe?
Rock up with a hostess trolley and a feather duster in your hand and you'll never look back 😂
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