Looper

About Me:

Old enough to know better...but determined not to grow up just yet (or indeed ever). A box full of internal contradictions – high art meets the gutter. The Knight of Cups clad in the finest, shimmering Adidas and a Carhartt.

Things I like:

The cold side of the pillow. Wet grass under bare feet. Chorizo (though never pronounced with a 'th' – looking at you every single Masterchef presenter, ever). DJ Shadow. Commanding views. Agent Stirling Archer (codename: Duchess). Forests. Autumn. Ishtar. Drum and Bass. Pretentious food. Big bags of crisps (seriously...as large as possible). Punishing myself in the gym after crisp based bingeing. Kevin McLeod being covertly rude to people on Grand Designs. Sir Harry Paget Flashman VC, KCB, KCIE. Art Deco. Aphrodite Aphrodisias. Dungeons and Dragons (I bring my own dice). Sous Vide (aka posh boil in the bag). Maine Coone cats. The comedy stylings of Mr Stewart Lee. The Golden age of Hip Hop 1987-1994 (RIP). Misery Croissants (you know...the really cheap nasty ones). Geralt of Rivea (and Yen...lovely, lovely Yen). ZX Cola. Donkeys.

About Me:

Out of a long term relationship and not fully emotionally available. Therefore seeking connection, passion, butterflies and fun with genuine meaning, but without full commitment. I appreciate moustaches are an acquired taste and I will absolutely respect you choice to scoff at my magnificent facial coiffeur if you so choose. However; Single. Inked. No children. Happy to travel. Outlandishly shapely ankles and wrists. Very young at heart and dress to match: I live in skinny jeans, over shirts, t-shirts and trainers. If you are looking for the habitually besuited type then your muffin will sadly remain decidedly un-buttered by me. Please don't assume a lack of intellect or culture though. Half French – I take kissing VERY seriously.

Ideal Partner:

I have no idea why we are so insistent in putting things and people in ever diminishing sized pigeon holes. Nor am I convinced any of us really no what we are looking for, let alone good for us. The unexpected is wondrous and exciting. That said, if you were to press me, I'm attracted to: a cool intellect, wedded to a childlike sense of fun. Sexually confident, without being one dimensional. A lack of pretension and ability to see beauty where it lies – it's not where you are, it's who you share it with. A social and environmental conscience (this sadly rules out Reform supporters and certain wings of the Conservative Party). Eloquent and erudite...but with a filthy mouth when the mood takes her (possibly while captivating me with a tirade against Trumpism). Someone who understands innately that the special ingredient in fulfilling physical intimacy is deeper connection and desire. Someone who similarly lusts after the goosebump raising, spine tingling, tummy flipping, toe-curling excitement of new connection and wants the honeymoon period to last forever.

While single, I have no intention of disrupting anyone's situation, rather enhancing both our lived experiences. You will have both my absolute trust and my absolute discretion.

Other Interests:

Nature, Astrology / New Age, Museums / Galleries, Music - Alternative, Music - Dance / Electronic, Hiking / Camping, Politics, Literature / History, Religion, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Gym / Aerobics, Dancing, Computers / Internet, Yoga / Meditation, Cooking, Food and Wine, Music - Hip Hop

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