The Devil in Me!

About Me:

Please forgive me guys whilst I just rearrange my halo. It's just slipped a little and it seems to be choking me. Ah, that's better. Now, where was I? Ah, yes. Now it's very neatly on my head you just love it when I say the following....

Your mates have arrived to watch the match, so I'm just off to get your some beers for you all.
You look so sexy when you flirt with my girlfriends.
Go check out our neighbour sunbathing and let me know what you think of her bikini.
I'd rather you didn't acknowledge special occasions. Treat yourself to some boy's toys instead.
I love it when you fart, you smell so manly.
I'm off to Aldi darling to save you some money. Can you check that there's no snags in my stockings please?
I can never give those pelvic muscles enough exercise.
I'm a lover of all things furry, but rabbits were never meant to be caged.

Now it's slipping again which means I love it when YOU say.....

I'm glad you ditched the thong darling. You always did suit high waisted knickers.
I've thrown away your razor. I don't want you to catch cold.
Here's a straw for your wine bottle. One less thing for you to put in the dishwasher.
Let's live everyday as if it's our last without the sex.
I'm glad you cancelled your gym membership. That money is best spent lunching with your girlfriends.
I understand it when you say that a man is only for birthdays/Xmas/Valentine's Day/anniversaries. Call me if you need anything in between.
I've really developed an interest for DIY. This saves you another task.

Ideal Partner:

I have absolutely no deal breakers when it comes to looks, physique etc. I once was a superficial woman, but she has long left the building in search of a better model and no, we're not talking catwalk here! Having said that, bald heads, beards and hairy chests can jump straight to the top of the queue. Hang on. Did I say queue!?

The deal breakers are pretentious men and snobbish men and I really won't compromise there! I am a down to earth woman (just as well at 5ft 2" without my heels!) and I seek someone equally down to earth.

SOH is of the utmost importance to me. I find that a lot of men think that SOH means something else. I can think of a few to make up, but then I'd probably be struck off the site!!

Laugh at me, with me, laugh at yourself, then hopefully the rest is history.

UPDATE

The bald head, beard and hairy chest comment was a reference to the amount of men who say that the majority of IE ladies that they speak to find this a turn off. I was just trying to make a humorous reference to this but it has backfired!! All of the above are welcome to apply, but they don't automatically jump to the top of the queue!! Here I go again. Queue? What queue...

Other Interests:

Nature, Arts / Crafts, Museums / Galleries, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Rock, Music - World, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Volunteer / Charity, Cooking, Food and Wine

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