HereComesYourMan

About Me:

Back after a long affair with a truly lovely lady that I meet on here. Was a wonderful voyage of discovery of passion and laughter, which finished amicably. Got a vacancy for a new paramour 🤣

I’m a genuine, laugh out loud funny, kind, caring, quirky and independent guy. Am fiercely loyal, committed and attentive. If you’re testing the water or not sure you want an affair then pass me by. I will be too much for you.

I’m looking for that rare and special lady that is looking for something beyond the dull and obvious. If you’re the one, I make you feel special every time we chat and even more so every time we meet. I am a bringer of joy. Freundenfreude ❤️


Have three passions in life kissing, kissing and more kissing. Passing interest in alternative music, sport and the arts, oh and I quite like kissing 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

Educated and capable of holding a conversation. Don’t take myself too seriously. Never play by anyone else’s rules. I have a very positive outlook on life - definitely a glass half full type!

I’m tall, at bang on 6 foot in my stocking feet, with an athletic body. Decent long, strong and hairy footballers legs if you like that sort of thing. Perfect for entwining yours.

I’ve done this before, so you’ll be in safe hands, and safe in my embrace.

If you message me I will reply. I can’t abide ghosting - it’s the instrument of the weak and morally corrupt. If you’re not going to be grown up/polite enough to reply to a message then please tell me at the outset and I’ll pat you on the head and send you back down from whence you came 🤣

Ideal Partner:

Looking for a caring, sharing, fun and friendly gal. Prefer easy going, indie chic to high stress, glamour. A saucy glint in the eye and a warm smile will go a long way to revving my engine.

Definitely looking for someone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously, and can give and take a joke; that loves a bit of frivolous, flirty banter; and is realistic about themselves and doesn’t have a long list of preconditions about me. I am what I am and you are who you are (and I love who I am and hope you will too) I’m not an oil painting and don’t expect you to be.

Honesty, commitment and loyalty are also important to me (oh the irony 🤣)

Not looking to change anyone’s home life, or mine for that matter. Am looking for chemistry and a connection with one special person before going further. Definitely not looking to play the field.

Other Interests:

Nature, Music - Alternative, Music - Rock, Hiking / Camping, Politics, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Water Sports, Travel / Sightseeing, Volunteer / Charity, Food and Wine

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