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Naughty in NW - 21 Sep, 2023 - 07:29PM

Beckysharp

Careful now with that sharp tongue of yours or you could inflict serious damage to delicate parts as you are clearly an avid licker . Strangers included?

Frigid? Moi? Not at all. You've got that very wrong. Perhaps choose your words a little bit more carefully next time. I absolutely get that this is a light-hearted forum, but I think you overstepped the mark a little. No biggie, just my feedback. All the best 🙂

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1588157 - 21 Sep, 2023 - 10:20AM

To quote Mary Berry

"You dont want a Soggy Bottom!"

Plus its difficult to get enough traction on the wet ground to successfully partake in doggy position.

P911 slippery when wet

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1588157 - 21 Sep, 2023 - 09:22AM

Becky

Its a bit difficult being an outdoor cunnimg linguist in the NW due to the constant rain....it would be difficult to tell if your paramour was squirting or she had just sat in a damp patch.

P911 moss

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1408586 - 21 Sep, 2023 - 07:18AM

Don’t you lick strangers in the NW Naughty?

You may have to change your name to frigid in NW

😉😂

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Sandypops - 21 Sep, 2023 - 12:41AM

Running my own business, my 'phone is always in my hand or in my bra and pinging away - sometimes annoyingly with work related messages, emails or calls

But would I ever make an ie call when at home, if anyone else was in - NO, NEVER
Absolute madness. Surefire way of getting caught, surely

Thankfully I spend most of my life outside of my house, so I have can have complete privacy when I want it.
That being said, I haven't actually spoken on the 'phone very much.

1588157 - 21 Sep, 2023 - 12:30AM

Falmouth.......

And then you woke up!!!

Dogging overlooking Lyme Regis.....careful that the cliff doesnt collapse whilst u r humping your fist.

P911

Naughty in NW - 20 Sep, 2023 - 10:10PM

Falmouth

Really? You have Coastal Cunnilingus and Falmouth Fellatio on regular walks? Who the hell do you 'bump into'? The mind boggles.

Sounds weird, and unsafe, to me. Do you have the slightest idea who they are?
Makes me wonder why you're a paid up member in here if you have great success courtesy of your natural environment......free of charge?

Are you even for real? Hhhmm

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1529050 - 20 Sep, 2023 - 08:48PM

Don’t really call …. But if I do it’s when I’m on my own so no excuse needed

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Toffee.macchiato4 - 20 Sep, 2023 - 07:44PM

I wouldn’t call or even text a guy at home. If he sends me a message or calls me then it’s all good happy to respond or chat but I don’t do drama. I really don’t want to cause any for anyone at all not my style.
Everything depends on the boundaries you’ve agreed though so no straight answer

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ExoticOrchid - 20 Sep, 2023 - 07:37PM

I would never, ever call an IE except by prior arrangement and only in exceptional circumstances.

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